Keeping my promise to have some fun around here, it’s time for a few online marketing jokes. Enjoy! 🙂
Joke #1: The Eternal Email Sequence
An online marketer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks, “How’d you hear about us?”
“I saw your ad,” the marketer replies.
“Nice! So, what do you do?”
“I’m an email marketing specialist.”
“Oh, cool!” The bartender hands him the drink.
The next day, the marketer returns. “One more drink, please!”
“Wow, back again?”
“Yeah, I set up an automated follow-up reminding me to return.”
The next day, he’s back again.
And the next.
And the next.
By day seven, the bartender groans, “Please tell me this sequence has an opt-out link!”
Joke #2: The Affiliate Marketer’s Wedding
An affiliate marketer finally decides to settle down and get married. At the altar, the priest asks, “Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
The marketer pauses. “Before I commit, can I see some testimonials?”
The bride sighs.
“And what’s the commission structure like?”
“Commission?” she asks.
“Yeah, I need to know if there’s an ROI for lifetime commitment. Also, do I get upsell opportunities with kids?”
She glares at him.
He turns to the priest. “Okay, okay! Final question—do you guys have a refund policy?”
Joke #3: The SEO Expert’s Nightmare
An SEO expert dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greets him, “Welcome to heaven!”
The marketer looks around. “Hmm… not bad. But your keywords are all over the place, and the navigation’s a mess.”
St. Peter raises an eyebrow.
“Also, where are the internal links to paradise? And why is Hell ranking higher in search results?”
St. Peter frowns. “That’s because they have more backlinks.”
The SEO expert sighs, shaking his head. “Fine. Just tell me… can I guest post here?”
Which one did you like best? Got a funny story of your own? Tell us about it in the comments below.
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